Smells Like an Eagles Win Candle - Funny Philly Football Gift for Men & Dad

SMELLS LIKE AN EAGLES WIN - Strike the match and calming Lavender Fields fills the room with the scent of victory. This is the lucky game day candle every Philly football fan needs on the shelf before kickoff. Light it Sunday morning, keep it burning through the fourth quarter, and let the birds handle the rest. Win or lose, this Eagles candle turns any living room, kitchen, or man cave into game day headquarters. Go Birds. THE EAGLES GIFT FOR MEN THAT ACTUALLY GETS USED - Most Eagles gifts for men end up in a drawer by February. This one sits out all season. It is the funny candle for dad, husband, boyfriend, brother, coworker, or the one friend who will not stop talking about the birds. Built for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, a white elephant swap, or a stocking stuffer. The kind of Philly football gift that gets the laugh first and the where did you find this second.. MAN CAVE, DESK AND OFFICE DECOR IN ONE - More than a candle, it is a statement piece. The stadium lights label and matte black jar look right at home as man cave decor, football decor, desk decor, office decor, bar cart styling, or a shelf accent in any Eagles fan cave. Compact at 3.5 inches wide and 2.8 inches tall, so it fits a crowded desk, a nightstand, a bookshelf, or a mantel without taking over the room.. 9 OZ HAND POURED SOY WAX THAT BURNS CLEAN - Natural soy wax candle hand poured in small batches with a cotton wick and a true to scent throw that fills a room without overpowering it. Roughly 40 hours of burn time, enough to cover a full regular season if you save it for game days. No paraffin, no phthalates, no lead. Just an even burn, a clean melt pool edge to edge, and a candle that keeps performing down to the bottom of the jar.. FUNNY GAG GIFT WITH A REAL PURPOSE - This is the rare gag gift that does not get thrown out in January. It reads like a joke and burns like a premium scented candle, and it gives every superstitious fan an excuse to blame the candle when the drive stalls on third and one. Funny candles for men, novelty football gifts, sports fan gifts, and Eagles gag gifts all covered by one 9 oz jar that actually earns its spot on the shelf.. VETERAN OWNED AND POURED IN THE USA - Veteran Candles is a veteran owned small business. Every jar is hand poured, hand inspected, and packed to survive the trip. If yours arrives damaged or does not burn the way it should, message us and we make it right, no argument and no runaround. Buying this Eagles candle backs a US veteran owned brand instead of a faceless overseas factory, and that is the part we are proudest of.. BUILT FOR EVERY EAGLES OCCASION - Works as a game day gift, a tailgate party favor, a draft night gift, a Super Bowl party host gift, a housewarming present for a Philly transplant, a birthday gift for a football fan, a retirement gift, a graduation gift for a die hard, or a just because gift for the fan who already owns every jersey. Also a strong secret santa pick and a dependable stocking stuffer for men who claim they want nothing.. LAVENDER FIELDS SCENT, NOT A NOVELTY SMELL - Plenty of novelty candles smell like wax and regret. This one does not. Soft lavender over a clean, slightly herbal base that reads calm rather than sweet, so it works in a bedroom or an office as easily as it does in a game room. Strong enough to notice from across the room, subtle enough that nobody has to open a window. A real scented candle that happens to be very funny.. REUSABLE JAR AND SIMPLE CARE - Trim the wick to a quarter inch before every light. Burn two to three hours on the first light so the wax pools to the edge and the candle never tunnels. Never burn unattended, near drafts, or within twelve inches of anything flammable, and stop when about half an inch of wax remains. Once it is finished, wash out the jar and keep it for pens, poker chips, guitar picks, or bathroom cotton swabs.. HONEST FIT NOTE - This is a fan made novelty candle for supporters of Philadelphia football. It is not licensed by, affiliated with, or endorsed by any professional football league, team, or organization, and no team logos or marks appear on the jar. What you get is the joke, the scent, and the soy wax. If you want an officially licensed product, buy from the team shop. If you want the candle everybody asks about, buy this one.